You're okay with it because you get to watch sports all night.
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 a.m.
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo she drove last night.
You are happy to see it all in one piece. But . . . Wait a minute . . . .

That is so wrong!!!!
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Hayden, stop playin'. Didn't I see you driving a car like that one time???
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"I refuse to comment on these spurious and malicious accusations being made by those induviduals who wish to have me impeached for whatever reason."
Come on - who said it had to be the wife.
You tink seh is impeachment me a go do you?!
Gee BB, to quote Tanya Stephens: 'maybe one day the world will be evolved enough, to have a civilised relationship between the three of us...'
Learn to share. Let her have his ass and she'll come to you for everything else.
Me MEAN!!! SELFISH!!! BAD BAD!!
I don't share that very well....... Unless it belongs to someone else.
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