I didn't win for most confused posting for nuthen. I saw Nicki's post about the Sunscreen song. I remembered the spoof of it by Chris Rock and sooooooo........ I had to do this. Sorry Nicki!!
No sex
Chris Rock
Ladies and Gentleman of the GED class of 1999, I have 1 piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's champagne in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne, you want sex, and there's no sex in the champagne room.
Don't go to parties with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside, but what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns. They know you ain't got one.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40.
Take off that silly ass hat!!!
The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. Coolio did some of that sh@t.
Young Black men, if you go to a movie theater and somebody steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next 20 years in jail cuz someone smudged your puma.
Cornbread-aint nuttin wrong with that. No matter what you think of what I'm saying remember this one thing, there's no sex in the champagne room.
No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, Theres absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room. I said none.
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.
If a girl has a pierced tounge, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick.
Here's a horoscope for everyone-
Aquarius- your gonna die
Capricorn- your gonna die
Gemini- your gonna die twice
Leo- your gonna die
Scorpio- your gonna die f@*kin
No one goes to hooters for wings
If you've been dating a guy for 4 months and haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.
Some of the things I said may not apply to you, some of the things I said may offend you. But no matter who you are you must remember this one thing, no matter what a stripper says, there's no sex in the champagne room. None.
No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room, No sex in the champagne room , No sex in the champagne room, Nop sex in the champagne room. Can't get none. Cant have none in the champagne room cuz there's absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room say no, say no, cuz theres no sex no sex in the champagne room
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a nice blast from the past ...
and btw your writing is good ...
As most people can tell by now Chris Rock's shows and songs provide alot of ispiration for me (wether for good or bad is anybody's guess). This one in particular is very profound for me as I didn't even know what a champagne room was :D. Another of my one of my favourite shows, in terms of life changing messages is Bernie Mac in Kings of comedy ;). Make of it what you will :D
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You damn lucky I read thru that extremely laang post. However, kindly shorten the future post dem or insert some more paragraph breaks so that my eyes do not start to vibrate when I look at the screen. Comprende? Goody goody.
Hey, I write on demand and on inspiration. Demand - I feel a need to write something; popular topic or not. Inspiration - a topic harasses me to be written and I oblige, eventually.
It's nice to know friends like my style (of course it could be that by writing so much I'm bound to write something of interest).
Mr. King - you like me, you really like me..... I like you too, despite the fact that you lay waste to 2 female friends at such a tender age. Your arrogance, tenacity, and irreverence for norms are close to home.
School restarts next week. Posts will become shorter.
Gee thanks, Hayden... I really felt like you tried to resist...for 5 whola seconds.
Gwan have you fun though.
No sex in the champagne room / wear sunscreen ... what's the difference. Protection is protection.
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