1. We call out to others in an effort to communicate. To share our feelings of joy, pride, sorrow, hurt, anger, desperation. We do it because it is important to us. Sometimes we need that reassurance that a familiar voice brings. But sometimes the ones we reach out to won't or can't respond. Don't give up, try again or let us know what we've missed...... after the beep.
2. The gentle blowing of the wind betrays the raging storm in my mind. The ache of a despised soul brings me one step closer to insanity. To restore my inner peace I must break away from what drives me mad and welcome harmony in my soul that I might receive others with open heart. Feel free to leave a message after the beep.
3. Hallo, thanx much for ringing but we're not in at the moment. Feel free to leave a brief message after the beep. To ensure that we return your call please leave your number. That would be ever so much helpful. Toodles. (all done in British accent)
4. Confuscious say he who go to bed with itchy bottom ....probably have worms. Please leave a message after the gong. (done in chinese accent)
2 comments:
too much time - clearly b4 medschool
I used to answer my phone on Sundays (non-work day in my house) "Hello, Dominoes. Sorry we don't have any flour right now, try Pizza Hut"
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