1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2 comments:
Re the TV Remote: I do that. Why? Because it is much easier for me to get up and search for the remote than to walk to the tv and change from channel 64 to 10 (for eg), and back again when commercials come on. I like browsing and changing channels during commercial breaks, and to do that constantly standing in front of the tv isn't logical...to me anyways.
Re NO. 9: As far as I know, different buses ply different routes, so if I see someone in Half Way Tree and ask them if the bus come yet (I would be specific of course), then I think my questions would be warranted. After all, so many buses go my way not to mention other places.
My point: it's all in context, and not necessarily all stupid answers.
Awww.....well.... It was just a joke. Read laugh whatever. I'm guilty of similar comments. It's funny to laugh at mself.
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