Sunday, November 20, 2005

Choosing a wife (not original)

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the $5,000.

She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because
she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.


bassChocolate said...

LOL! Tuff!

Bashmentbasses said...

I thought for sure he'd go with the third one because she made money on the initial capital outlay. While the others spent what they got. He could always take some of the profits to purchase stuff for her to look prettier and then they could go shopping for stuff for him and still have money left.

But "the chestier the better" mantra seems to win all the time.

The Seeker said...

LOL!!!! sad. So Shallow.