Power of prayer

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's
not a creep . One who's handsome, smart and strong ,
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not
wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my
back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows
what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs.
Who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Amen.