VIRUS ALERT!!!

Thank God I got this soon enough! There is a new virus. It's called
WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from
anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes
out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately
and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
deleted from your system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is
the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed
for the bar anyway. It never hurts to be safe.

THANK GOODNESS I GOT THIS IN TIME.....