Suggestion to Air J

Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start
fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest
suggestions:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the hell -- the attendants have gotten old and
haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
"party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to
see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be
so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation
if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton