Moral of the story

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up."

I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door, I opened the door, and headed straight
toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged
me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test....
we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

And the moral of this story is . . .


Always keep your condoms in your car!!