Confusius says...

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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in
front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.

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Man who walk
through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not
best thing on earth! But next to best thing on
earth.

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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.

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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.

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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.

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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.

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