Wednesday, March 04, 2009

A load of shiitz

With all the shiitz coming out of Jamaicans mouths, not withstanding that from their rectums, I would never have thought that we needed to bring in more foreign crap to expose our people to.  American export products are and have always been inferior to what is available to their domestic market.  The opposite holds for Jamaican products.  We send the best away and leave the rest for our domestic market.

So why is it that we are importing American shiitz instead of using our own?  Perhaps because we still think that all that comes from foreign is good and local is bad.  That stinks to me.  Human excrement is terrible!!  Humans only look good on the outside.  Inside we are disgusting in comparison to our herbivore counterparts from whom we usually obtain our fertilizer.  A dog bite is cleaner than a human bite!!!  Patients with bed sores exposed to their own excrement usually end up dying of overwhelming sepsis due to the massive volume of germs living in our stool!!

Why not process Jamaican excrement then since we are now willing to take the chance on human don't-don't!  I suppose they'll say it's cheaper to buy American excrement than to process our own.  I'm not reassured that its been tested to American/International faecal standards.  I don't care to be exposed to it knowingly (cause for all we know its been happening for years subterfugally)!

They can keep that sh*t!!!

SELAH!!!


P.S.  The farmers informed that the regulatory body that certifies their products, doesn't like the human faeces fertilizer so they may lose their international certification for their products if it fails their test!!  So much for not doing anything to hurt the Jamaican people.

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