Pimps and Hoes

Big up to the organisers of this year's pan Christmas lyme for the excellent bashment!! Big up to the massive (and it was a massive) that came out in constume and kept in character for the night.

This post would have come out early saturday morning but I enjoyed the pimp juice just a tad bit too much and so slept till noon. Now there was way too much for my eyes and mind to wrap around and so I look forward to other blogs commenting on the festivities.

The signs were up "no pissin ya so", prices were quoted and hoes were 'classed'. Pimps tried to buy/entice hoes away from their pimps. One had the audacity to be handing out his card (bout 'im is breast specialist). When pimp little K walked in with his hoes on either arm, the place nearly tear down... well ok it nearly tear down when ppl finally recognised the hoe on his left arm. He came in with brown sugar and a next one. Brown sugar stole di show and won for best constume. He ... she .... damn... was a big hit and was anatomically correct as far as my eye could see. Richard came dressed as a typical John but since he was flaunting US dollars he got his Donnette, who was incidentally dressed as if she snuck out of church and came to work. Now there is a market for the innocent christian look so I guess she knew what she was doing. Boy did she ever know what she was doing. She won the one handed condom demonstration in 15 seconds flat. Shemoanloudly came second and poor Kim never had any idea what hit her...typical of the uptown hoes!

Pimp chocolate came with his red and black suit and his lil John goblet... YEEEAAAHHHH!!! OKAYYY!!!! Kadonna was a hoe!! She won so don't be grudgeful folks. Between her tight up shorts/panty/handkerchief and Kelly's just under the butt crack mini/micro skirt, man dem did affi look skyward to avoid temptation.......... and a butterfly cut from a crazy ass pimp.

Rory running the music was hindered by one laptop and some selection of music that had so much cussing but under me pimp juice and mi catty me just work wid it.

Missing were some people I was hoping to see but me nah name no name since as ow me no kno a wah cause dem fi missin fram di bashy bashment fi di ear! Organiser ladies... the cake eating conpetition was just wrong ok. Nuff said!

Me nah chat too much a wah gwaaan cause as ow no camera neva allow me nah gi too much detail fi ppl come picha weh did a gwaan! Who miss, so dem miss. No ating halright?

Peace!