Potpouri

New pick-up lines

1. Baby, a woulda suck yu breast till it blistah!! (said in patois drawl with the slimiest of looks)
2. A feel inadequate.. like a can't do what a want do fi yu. But me will try me best!
3. Certain tings don't work baby but me will do anyting else (said from a wheel chair).
4. Hi, I'm . I like to pray!
5. Baby can I talk to you? (Not right now I'm in a hurry.) Can we have intercourse then?.......
6. What a gwaan mi likkle vagina? Whaapen, at least me neva call you a P-U-S-S-Y!

My favourite has got to be number 1, hands down.

Despite Seeking to alleviate the problem of limited mobility, there still exists a Le-an on resources. Our intrepid monk still presses on postulating and cerebrating, holding back on the salivating. For although a jack of all played, he'll father none. Fair-Le disillusioned by moral decay, passion's thrust is in plastics, wrapped and re-cycled, not littered streets or patter of feet.

Sounds like a job for Pan in 60.

Check out this joke I found on this blog.

Loved, loved, loved Underworld evolution!!!

South Dakota is attempting to enact legislature to outlaw abortions in their state. The fine of $5000 USD plus 5 years in jail is imposed on any Dr. who performs one. The exception is if baby dies in utero and must be removed to save mom's life. An anonymous donor gave a cool $1M to help the city defray the litigation cost to ensure its enactment . By definition now, life begins at conception based on medical evidence..... at least if you were conceived in South Dakota. Otherwise it begins when you are 50.

Solid as a rock is the team Portia approach to avoid the blythe of Davis-ion in the party.
The preceeding was paid for by the Westmoreland Educators, Servicemembers, Architects, Lawyers and Tradesmen (W.E. S.A.L.T.) !