1. Never ask where yu man has been, where him coming
from or where him going. Don't always feel him going
to another woman. If yu treated him right he will soon
come back. If him don't come back, well, you have to
work pon dat!
2. Always make sure de food deh pon de table when him
come thru de door. Member, "regular fried dumpling
keeps your man a humping".
3. Don't forget the "Irish Moss" and "Guinness". A
nuff ah dem like pork, but just don't call it pork ...
yu mad! Call it a fancy foreign name like ham or
franks! Ah it dem mother did grow dem up pon.
4. Never get upset if he accidentally sleeps with yuh
friend, sister, or even mother. That only means he is
a good man, dem would have never slept with him if him
was worthless! Is dem fault fi a pressure him!
5. Never tell yuh man seh yu pregnant - well, not til
yuh hide him passport!
6. Never ask how many baby mother yuh man have. Dis
may lead to embarrassment because him may have lost
count.
7. If him grab yuh up! Tell him that's not how to show
love, some think that is the way but don't call de
police. It don't mek no sense, because you always end
up bailing him out of jail.
8. Never tell yuh man is not your real hair! Dem love
long hair gal. Keep telling him dat you're
half-Chinese or yu have Indjun in yuh family.
9. Don't listen to your girlfriends advice, especially
if dem don't have no man. How can someone with no man
tell you how to keep one. Dem always telling you that
'him controlling yu'. She just want someone to keep
her company because she have no man. Some of dem even
have funny intentions.
10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him
directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he
is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.
11. Never ask for your man's home number and address
... some ladies get this strange idea after seeing
their man fe three years and having several children
for him that this somehow entitles dem to dis
privileged information. Be realistic! The relationship
is still in its early stages. However, your man might
feel generous and offer up his cell phone or pager
digits. Be grateful!!!
7 comments:
It's men like you with your assinine thinking that helps to flush out the rest of your kind. You think women must put up with your crap and allow ourselves to be dehumanized. Well if that's how I have to treat a jamaican man you can all go to hell.
OK!!!
It's Saturday night. Ain't a damn thing funny. Where's my money?!
I jest. I see your point but this was just a joke, e-mail post to generate some laughs. Sorry to have offended. Do come again.
whoy Bashment, next time put up the disclaimer so you don't get no more disgruntled females taking these things to heart. Funny still.
For reall I was gonna start with LOL, but apparantly whoever 'independant woman' is is kinda taking this thing way too seriously. Not saying men who think like this dont exist, but seriously what kind of mindless sex crazed animal does she think the Jamaican male is :S
I'm telling ya! But it's all good. I don't know this person and am hoping they life in another country so I don't have to watch my back.
Disclaimers.... That's a thought. May just save my bacon someday. Lord knows it always needs saving after I open my mouth.
Drama drama drama. BB, how yuh a go get yuself chop-up ova sumptin yuh neva even write yuself! Dat nuh mek no sense! :-)
It's fun being me......dangerous, but fun!
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